The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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