I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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