In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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