Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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