She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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