this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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