just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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