We're like a lot better than the average bears
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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