Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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