How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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