why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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