My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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