hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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