Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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