talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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