But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Sorry my hands just texted you
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
