Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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