so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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