One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
