just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
sex in a hospital.. check
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize