Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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