It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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