Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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