Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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