get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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