I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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