Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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