are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
The cops high fived after they tackled you
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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