Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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