Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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