Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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