My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Randomize
