And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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