He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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