I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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