Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i drank out of a bidet.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
