well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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