Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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