I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Someone shattered a urinal.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Congratulations! We have a period
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