your thong is hanging out like whoa
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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