My friends, they love my intelligence
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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