Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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