i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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