so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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