Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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