Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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