Don't you send me to vm
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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