I want to have your abortion
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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