I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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