Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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