Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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