Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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