your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I seem to have left my pride at pride
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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