She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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